If it walks and it talks back we shoot it. In other words, we photograph people. And we do it well. Very, very well. Weddings, functions, corporate conferences, families (with or without dogs), tour groups, fancy-shmancy events, end-of-year parties, 21sts – you get the idea. People love us because we treat them right. We make them laugh and have fun so that they forget we’re sneakily taking photographs of them. Some of our clients ask us if we can use Photoshop to take out their wrinkles. Sorry, no can do – a plastic surgeon might help though. Anyway, most people in the world are beautiful just the way they are. We also work quickly. No waiting for 3 months for your photos. The world moves quickly and we all need to keep up. So for big gigs you may wait a week at most, for small shoots, hey, a day, maybe two. Did we forget to mention we take the best corporate headshots ever in the history of the known Universe? Yes sir, we do indeed. Don’t even bother going elsewhere, we’re it. Right, moving on swiftly…
WEB DESIGN & DEVELOPMENT
We build affordable WordPress websites that work. No, you aren’t going to get a website for 500 bucks so forget that idea. But what you will get is a fair cost for the work we put in. And boy-oh-boy, can we give you some value. Firstly, we can photograph pretty much everything you’re going to need to make your site look snazzy. Then we can write it so that the tone fits your brand. Finally, we build it. How long will you wait? Well, once we get started we’ll be all over your website like a rash, so probably about a week to 10 days. And we apologise profusely upfront, but we don’t develop e-commerce sites – we’d rather stick needles into our eyes first. Other than that, we’re in boots and all.
WHO WE ARE – WE’RE A FAMILY BUSINESS
Groan. Yes we know, very sweet and all, but who we are is quite important really. We have Warren, creative entrepreneur, funny guy and main camera, design-techno chap. We have Helen, very busy body, organiser, manager, warrior, legend at keeping it all together. Then there’s Gilli. Epic food photographer, stylist, make-up artist, special effects guru and Art Director supremo. And finally, but defs not lastly, there’s our beloved Vicci. If she ever writes a book, it’s going to be called Care, Love, Defend. Where she gets the energy no one will ever know. How she manages to love us the way she does, day in, day out is just plain weird. You have now come to the final sentence, so thanks for hanging in there.