LANGEBAAN
TIME: 9.30AM.
LOCATION: DIE STRANDLOPER
MOOD: NET CRAZY BRA.
LAUREN: ‘WARREN I THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA IF YOU TAKE A SHOT OF US WITH THE CLOUDS IN THE BACKGROUND.’
WARREN: ‘LA, DO I TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB?
LAUREN: ‘UM NO, BUT IT’S AN ART DIRECTOR THING – IT’S IN MY NATURE.’
WARREN: UH-HUH. I TOOK THOSE SHOTS 10 MINUTES AGO LA.
LAUREN: LOVE YOU WA.
WARREN: LOVE YOU LA.
OKAY SERIOUSLY DUDES, CAN WE LIKE MAYBE JUST GET SOME SORT OF STRAIGHT-FORWARD, SEMI-BORING, NORMAL FAMILY SHOTS THAT THE GRANDPARENTS WILL DIG? HELP ME HERE.
FRANCOIS VAN COKE: BRA, I DON’T WANT PHOTOS OF MYSELF ON MY ACE HEY.
WARREN: OKAY BRO, TRUST ME, NO PROB.
OKAY AAAAAAND CLENCH – IT’S THE BUM SHOT DUDES.
